Saturday, May 9, 2009

The "Captors" Respond

Because of the unfortunate tone of the previous post from the Red Dog, we find it necessary to respond to her complaint. While her activities have been curtailed, anyone who has a "surgically-enhanced" tripod dog understands the critical nature of the post-op recuperation period. Aside from the shiny row of staples adorning Shiva's incision, she also has countless subcutaneous sutures holding it all together. Bleeding, torn tissue and even death could result from "forbidden" activities such as running, jumping and stair-climbing. We fully acknowledge our role in preventing irrational exuberance such as this. We humbly encourage the Red Dog to get over her own bad self right now.
With love,
The "Captors"

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