Emergency Red Dog Broadcast System

This is a message from the Emergency Red Dog Broadcast System. This IS an actual emergency as the Red Dog has found to her horror that the nice (yeah, right) people who live in her house and serve her ACTUALLY ARE HER CAPTORS!!!!!! Never before in the Red Dog's life has she felt this deprived of her liberty and she asks that escape plans be formulated immediately. She must go now as typing with one paw is hard and the man is coming this way.