Important Message from the Red Dog

It has come to the Red Dog's attention that only one person in the world has become an "official" follower of hers, and she would like all of her other subjects (the rest of the inhabitants of planet Earth) to know that it's high time they get on the stick and register! Who do they (you) think they (you) are? She knows they (you) are out there and it is time for each and every one of them (you) to step up and sign up! Get busy, people!